3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes Three are in but no way to light them. What do they do? Throw one cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter When you think about it

Lancet 339 : 1268 1278 Peto R, Lopez AD, Boreham J, Thun M, Heath Jr C ( 2006 ) Mortality from Tobacco in Developed Countries 19502000 , 2nd edn (updated June 2006)

All around, people are bent over their dissecting tables, unwrapping dank cadavers from plastic bags for an afternoons perusal of the prolapsed uteri of old age

It's sturdy and has plenty of room, so it can also be used to store small items such as digital cameras, makeup tools, and cards!

"Every time one of these photos gets posted, big tobacco gets tons of free marketing," the ad says

Association President John Dumais said Thursday that cutting the rate a dime would cost the state tobacco tax revenues but would result in an offsetting increase in state taxes collected from people renting hotel rooms, eating in restaurants, buying alcoholic beverages, buying lottery tickets and buying gasoline