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a hat your mom won’t question and your dom will love
These are made-to-order
Mariska Hartigay would nod in approval
late-night texts
Embroidered in Kinky Khaki—a suspiciously innocent shade of dad-pants that whispers “I’m not like other boys
Butt Plug Black Orgy Hats a hat your mom won’tCustom embroidered for the goth freaks who love a classic. This unisex dad hat in Butt Plug Black is made to order and dyes in a solid obsidian black void. Perfect for when youre feeling mysterious, horny, or both. 100% cotton shell. High quality back metal and faux leather strap. Embroidered in California with white thread. You know, like God intended. Choose your font: Law & Order SVU Bold, all caps, and ready for court. Mariska Hartigay would nod
